Can you create a song out of this without using the word love?

Must use at least 7 of the following words/phrases, and please post what kind of music it would be set to! (:

holler
diabetic test strips
y’all
alellujah
Chlorox bleach wipes
bookcase
dualling pianos
roller skates
lemur
wallet-sized tears
leather jacket
ba-dum-da-DA-duh
Can I get a….
brass band
Just for clarification, it’d be nice to see actual lyrics (: And love doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with it – just part of how my mind works, I guess…

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